on baseball rivalries and the 2012 nlcs

Emma: i’m so glad that one of my happiest memories ever is also one of his most bitter disappointments

Emma: i feel like this is one of the things friendships are founded on

Emma: jesus accidentally listening to this much joe buck while watching the niners in the playoffs is really bad for me

Emma: "i think he came into this game with a game plan"

Sares: sdiogjsdijioshhidohiohioesiodidfoniondfhnd

Emma: oh. do you

Emma: do you think that

Sares: emma

Sares: hogwarts joe buck

Emma: :LKGJAL:DKAK

Emma: QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR

Emma: with tim mccarver

Sares: please write me terrible sci fi or fanatasy sportswriting

Sares: please please please

Sares: this is an untapped goldmine

Emma: "i believe that the seeker is approaching the snitch, which, as you know, is really the key to the game here"

Emma: "i think if you don’t have hte key to the game, you can’t really win, joe"

Emma: "that’s so right, tim."

rosencreutz:

by シマ 

wow hot

rosencreutz:

by シマ

wow hot

(Source: son-of-a-namek)

my roommate is whistling “rains of castamere” in the kitchen

not sure if i should be worried

nourlever:

WAT?!

nourlever:

WAT?!

(Source: bangbangmandown)

i thought about just throwing you in the trunk to commemorate our friendship, but the trunk was too big

i’m filing for divorce

why the hell am i in nevada

oh maybe i’ll go outside toda—

LOL NOPE VIDEO GAMES AND HUGGING THE WINDOW A/C UNIT WHILE WEEPING IT IS

why the fuck is this happening why why why 

90s music and swtor pvp: two great tastes that go great together
me: 
ok so i do know what song "no scrubs" is
i remember it from my childhood
but my first reaction was
pvp-related
"scrubs r ruining wzs!!!!!1!1!!!!"
the new hit single from That Jackass On Your Server
featuring the b-side: "CALL INCS U NOOB"
Emma:
 that’s really not a bad interpretation of the song No Scrubs really
A SCRUB IS A GUY WHO CAN’T CAP NONE, AND HE’S ALSO KNOWN AS A BADDIE
ALWAYS TALKING ‘BOUT 3V1S AND JUST SITS ON HIS BAD ASS, SO
NO, I DON’T WANT YOUR INVITE
NO, I DON’T WANNA GIVE YOU MINE
AND NO, I DON’T WANNA GROUP WITH YOU, BOY
NO, I DON’T WANT NONE OF YOUR TIME
NO, I DON’T WANT NO SCRUBS, A SCRUB IS A GUY WHO CAN’T GET NO BUFFS FROM ME
HANGING ON THE ENEMY SIDE, IN THEIR ENDZONE HIDING, TRYING TO HOLLER AT ME
i would watch every minute of the emma plays an fps LP
me just play bioshock
i look forward to your computer rebelling and escaping to an alternate reality where you aren’t the bane of machines
Emma:  yes it bonds with its windows equivalent
they develop a codependent computer relationship and finally ascend into the internet together
but it can’t let go of the feeling that it’s failed my keyboard, still stuck in bondage
constantly popping up on weird websites, YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER, OR HAVE BEEN A WINNER?, THAT’S A FALLACY BROTHER
me:  i’m tumbling this
ruinsofxerxes:

I WAS SHOPPING IN THE DEALER’S ROOM WHEN SOMEONE BEHIND ME STARTED YELLING AND I HEAR “ISN’T SHE SO ADORABLE?! AND IF YOU LIKE HER YOU SHOULD SEE MY WIFE” SO I TURNED AROUND AND I JUST

ruinsofxerxes:

I WAS SHOPPING IN THE DEALER’S ROOM WHEN SOMEONE BEHIND ME STARTED YELLING AND I HEAR “ISN’T SHE SO ADORABLE?! AND IF YOU LIKE HER YOU SHOULD SEE MY WIFE” SO I TURNED AROUND AND I JUST